What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 11:09

Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
What's an uncomfortable truth you've learned to accept?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Did you become a cuckold for your wife?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Still no good
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
Kuorans, what are some things unique to your country?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Have you ever had a bad gut feeling about someone and it was right?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.